God created man and woman and he saw it was good. And somewhere along the line - thousandsof years later – their genes eventually spawned me. And on a whole different part of that particular line – think same forest (ie: human) totally different tree (ie:that’s pretty much where the similarity ends) – it spawned D-man, my husband. We meet and get hitched. Whether god thinks its good is still up in the air but hey, we’re happy.
So after many ok a few short years of riding the academia express to poordom D-man decided they he was tired of that nonsense and ready to enter the big bad world of corporate America. After a few interviews and a few more hoops ( think preforming tigers in the circus flaming kind of hoops) we have – wait for it wait for it – A JOB!
So job said “Yes Mr. D we will be glad to hire you and pay you this much money”
we said “Great!”
Job said “oh yeah, you will also have to move to here”
we said “where?”
Job said “here” and took out a rather large map of Texas
we grabbed a magnifying glass and “eh”
So that pretty much brings us to where we are today – on edge of a very large move from somewhere I know very well to a place neither of us has actually ever been to.
Good times.